So true.Posted: February 20, 2012
BRYCE: So, Abraham Lincoln is dead? Why is he dead?
ME: Well, he died a long time ago. He would be dead anyway, but…someone killed him.
BRYCE: WHAT? Someone killed him? Why?!
ME (shrugging): Because they didn’t want him to be president any more.
BRYCE (incredulous): Why didn’t they just VOTE?!